This is how Shit Happens
This is how Shit Happens
- Taoism :: Shit happens.
- Confuisanism :: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
- Buddhism :: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
- Zen Buddhism :: Shit is, and is not.
- Zen Buddhism 2 :: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism :: This shit happened before.
- Islam :: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Islam 2 :: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
- Islam 3 :: If shit happens, blame Israel.
- Catholicism :: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Catholicism 2 :: Shit Happens and then you feel guilty, submitted by Anonymous
- Protestanism :: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Presbyterian :: This shit was bound to happen.
- Episcopalian :: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
- Methodist :: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the grape juice with it.
- Congregationalist and Unitarian :: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as that
happens to another.
- Lutheran :: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
- Fundamentalism :: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again (Amen!)
- Fundamentalism 2 :: Shit must be born again.
- Judaism :: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Calvinism :: Shit happens because you don't work.
- Seventh Day Adventism :: No shit shall happen to Saturday.
- Creationism :: God made all shit.
- TV evangelism :: Send more shit.
- TV evengelism 2 :: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
- Secular Humanism :: Shit evolves.
- Christian Science :: When shit happens, don't call a doctor : pray.
- Christian Science 2 :: Shit happening is all in your mind.
- Quakers :: Let us not fight over this shit.
- Unitarianism :: Come let us reason together about this shit.
- Utopianism :: This shit does not stink at all.
- Darwinism :: This shit was once food.
- Capitalism :: That's my shit.
- Capitalism 2 :: Is this shit for sale?, submitted by Victor Crane
- Communism :: Let's share this shit.
- Feminism :: Men are shit.
- Chauvinism :: We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
- Commercialism :: Let's package this shit.
- Impressionism :: From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.
- Idolism :: Let's bronze this shit.
- Existentialism :: Shit doesn't happen, shit IS.
- Existentialism 2 :: What is shit, anyway?
- Stocism :: This shit doesn't bother me.
- Hedonism :: There's nothing like a good shit happening!
- Mormonism :: God sent us this shit.
- Mormonism 2 :: This shit is going to happen again.
- Scientology :: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
- Jehovah's Witnesses :: Knock, Knock, Shit happens.
- Jehovah's Witnesses :: May we have a moment of your time to show your some of our shit?
- Jehovah's Witnesses :: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent, only the righteous shall
survive its happening.
- Moon:ism :: Only really happy shit happens.
- Hare Krishna :: Shit happens, rama rama.
- Rastafarianism :: Let's smoke this shit.
- Zoroastrianism :: Shit happens half of the time.
- Pragmatism :: Deal with shit one day at a time.
- Agnostic :: Maybe shit happens, then again, maybe not.
- Agnostic 2 :: Did someone shit?
- Agnostic 3 :: What is this shit?
- Satanism :: SNEPPAH TIHS
- Atheism :: What shit?
- Atheism 2 :: I can't believe this shit!
- Nihilism :: No shit.
- New Age :: This shit has an aura.
- New Age 2 :: This shit is all ONE shit.
- Astrology :: If shit happens, blame Saturn.
- Astrology 2 :: Shit is written in the stars.
- Materialism :: I want more shit.
- Voyeurism :: this is some freaky shit, submitted by Victor Crane